Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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