So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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