it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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