Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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