He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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