It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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