By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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