he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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