: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
vagina is talking i cant
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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