There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
false alarm. still invincible.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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