I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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