I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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