I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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