have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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