I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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