Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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