plz talk dirty to me
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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