Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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