i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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