So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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