Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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