i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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