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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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