their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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