ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
In other news, I just burned my penis
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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