I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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