i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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