Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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