I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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