Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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