found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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