we have officially lost it.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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