A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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