I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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