dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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