yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Never joke about your clitoris.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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