what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She announced her abortion via fbk
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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