Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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