And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
No subtext here. People are naked.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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