Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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