My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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