i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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