Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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