the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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