I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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