It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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