what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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