Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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