If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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