Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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