i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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