he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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