haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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