I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
