dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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