pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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