mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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